Suggestion from waiter at Central BBQ

"y'all should go down to the crossroads in Clarksville and sell you soul to the devil. Sell your soul to the devil and he'll teach you to play the guitar."

"oh well, we're an a cappella group so we don't use instruments."

(after a thought) "well, if you sell your soul you'll be able to play the guitar. You won't have to do that anymore."

Thanks, guy.